One fine day in the middle of the night

One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind the other couldn't see

So they chose a dummy as a referee

A blind man went to see fair play

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by

Kicked the blind man in the eye

Knocked him through a nine inch wall

Into a dry ditch and drowed them all

A deaf police man heard the noise

And came to arrest the two dead boys

If you don't believe this story true

Ask the blind man he saw it too!

I just love this rhyme so I thought I would share it ^_^